Friday, December 09, 2005

post 7: [Fwd:Re: [Fwd: Re: Urgent]]

Sorry, I'm a braggart when it comes to brownie/chakra/karma points won.
Plus there seems to be a genuine paucity of material, not written
in a state of complete inebriation.

Due apologies/acknowledgements for the players involved.

* The obscene and objectionable post modernist poem in question has been accused of being too modern and has been deleted from what follows in the interest of posterity.

---------------------------- Original Message ----------------------------
Subject: Re: [Fwd: Re: Urgent]
From: " " < >
Date: Thu, December 1, 2005 4:34 pm
To: " " < >
Cc: " " < >

> I think I'll go do the same


\Notice(Arkham Asylum, Feb 8, 2020)

\title{OCD Thing and Nerd Boy escape}


OCD Thing(aka Maachisman ala OCD Ghosh) and Nerd Boy
(formerly the insane
mathematician Subhojoy Gupta) escaped
from Arkham Asylum yesterday. The
ex-static duo escaped from
Arkham in broad daylight armed only with a
winning smile and a
certain grade sheet.\\
Police protection has been
given to the Vatsa, the ubercool leader of the
cult, who they have promised to freeze in Liq. N2, to
fulfill a
sense of irony and as a tribute to a certain Bollywood
of yesteryear.\\

Subhojoy Gupta, who won the 2015 Nobel prize for Economics, for proving
that a large fraction of the worlds leading physicists, who were 'loopy'
and 'high strung', were a waste of $ and $4$-dimensional spacetime[1], is
largely known to have turned the bend after Vatsa's seminal work[2], that
logically proved to him that he had gained no karma points for rendering
OCD Ghosh and his kind unemployed and insane. Post this experience, he
lost allsense of dimension in life and took to his inner desire for
violence, blood, gore and sex, and became the ubervillain, Nerd Boy.\\
It is to his credit that he patched things up with OCD Ghosh((by now the
ubervillain OCD thing ala maachisman ),known to have threatened to use
conformal field theory to send
his scrawny arse to the 11th dimension),
with a clever citation of [2].\\

Nerd Boy is also famous for being the only supervillain to run his own
comic strip[3].

[1] The world is 4 dimensional you morons, Subhojoy Gupta,PRL,1,-1,-1,
[2] Ab initio treatment of why freewillisbunk, Srivatsan et al,PRL,007,007,

----- Original Message -----
From: < >
To: " " < >
Sent: Thursday, December 01, 2005 3:42 AM
Subject: Re: [Fwd: Re: Urgent]

>> I think I'll go drown myself in liquid N2.
> Obit notice: (A Cool End to a Tragic Career)
> Srivatsan, better known as the 'Kutta' (22 years), escapist
> and notable adherent of the 'No-Free-Will' dictum, but otherwise a budding
> pot-smoking physicist with delusional fantasies of simultaneously being
> Larry David, Spike Spiegel, Syd Barrett and an obscure Indian chief, froze
> himself to his untimely death after a disastrous attempt at post-modernist
> poetry*, much to everyone's relief and joy. Congratulatory messages can be
> sent to Riaz Hakkim, F-313/I, IIT Kanpur, Kanpur 208016, India.
>>> say "please" ....
>>> ----- Original Message -----
>>> From: "" < >
>>> To: < >
>>> Sent: Tuesday, November 08, 2005 2:49 AM
>>> Subject: Urgent
>>> Hey Riaz,
>>> Do me a favour, asap. Please got to my room and forward to me the last 2
>>> mails that I sent myself.
>>> thanks,
>>> Vatsa


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